<![CDATA[Brandon and Tim: Comedy Duo, Writers, & Gentlemen

<![CDATA[Brandon and Tim: Comedy Duo, Writers, & Gentlemen - Blog]]>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 07:19:12 -0800Weebly<![CDATA[Bleh]]>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 14:05:04 -0800http://www.brandonandtim.com/1/post/2011/02/bleh.html

You want to win our hearts, then dang-it, get us hot wings!!!!!

We got a bunch of dates added for next few weeks. Keep an eye on the calender.

I hate this blog.

]]><![CDATA[Social Trends and Dreamers]]>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 10:33:14 -0800http://www.brandonandtim.com/1/post/2011/01/social-trends-and-dreamers.html

Social trends can be tricky beasts to grab hold to.

Brandon and I like to look at social trends more like they are financial investments. We really want to do our homework and make sure we see that the trend has a future. There is nothing more embarrassing as ponying up to a trend only to find that a month later its as dead as Nicolas Cages career. You can imagine how stupid we looked after buying all those warehouse cases of Slap Bracelets back in 1994. We could not give those things away.

We have learned our lesson. Brandon and I like to look look to the furture.

Vampire dramas - Out
Zombie dramas - About to keel over
Frankenstein dramas - Buckle up for awesomeness. They aint going no where.

There you go CW. Consider that one a freebie. We expect to see a sweet High School Romance Frankenstein show this year. if not, well, then its Dawson's Creek reruns for us on ION.

]]><![CDATA[2011 tech]]>Thu, 30 Dec 2010 11:43:33 -0800http://www.brandonandtim.com/1/post/2010/12/2011-tech.htmlOddly enough, the day I first experienced a dvd and left vhs technology behind was the same day I had first tried Del Taco. Granted this was several years ago, even so, now that Blu Ray tech is out I cant wait to see what new mexican tech Del Taco will unveil in 2011. Poor Taco Bell.

Does anyone even know what an Enchirito is? Sounds racist to me.

]]><![CDATA[Our Christmas Wishes]]>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 10:03:41 -0800http://www.brandonandtim.com/1/post/2010/12/our-christmas-wishes.htmlNot sure what to get us for Christmas this year? Here are some ideas to make the shopping experience easier.

1. One free punch to Willow Smith's face.
2. Gig's that aren't "bringer" shows.
3. Popcorn Chicken
4. Tickets to see Rock-a-fire Explosion Live
5. A written apology from George Lucas
6. Angels with Filthy Souls on Bluray
7. fans
8. AXE Spray (Brandon only)
9. To survive an online Multiplayer match of Call of Duty: Black Ops without dying 37 times in under 5 minutes.
10. Proton Packs
11. Potato Oles (Tim only)
12. Seafaring legs
13. REVENGE!

Remember if we take your gift back, its not cause we don't like you, its because its a crappy gift.

]]><![CDATA["Do they know its Christmastime at all?"]]>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 06:57:25 -0800http://www.brandonandtim.com/1/post/2010/12/do-they-know-its-christmastime-at-all.htmlIt’s the Holidays! It’s time for hot cocoa, hanging with the family, and eventually embarrassing yourself at the big Christmas party.

But wait, do you really need to go through all that embarrassment again? Couldn’t this year be the year you gain the respect of your friends, co-workers, and family? The answer is, yes it can, with the help of Brandon and Tim.

Do you need some entertainment for your corporate Christmas party or get-together? Brandon and Tim are clean, affordable, and they clean up after themselves. They’re a Christmas miracle!* They’ll entertain everyone and keep smiles on faces. And the best part, they come to you!

Book Brandon & Tim for your next Christmas party or corporate event and before you know it the people in your life will be seeing you in a new way and not as “that screw up with the lampshade on their head”.

If interested in booking Brandon & Tim for your event send them and email at BrandonandTim@gmail.com for more information.

*mention this blog post for a free carton of eggnog.

]]><![CDATA[OC Finals this friday Dec 3rd]]>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 11:43:07 -0800http://www.brandonandtim.com/1/post/2010/11/oc-finals-this-friday-dec-3rd.htmlBrandon and I have the great honor in being in the finals in the annual O.C. Funniest Competition. Some other great comics are going to be performing too so it will be a good show. Come and check it out. They serve chicken fingers.

That's a creepy phrase, "chicken fingers". Personally I don't like the idea of chickens having fingers. I mean, give an animal opposable thumbs and eventually he will come for revenge. Remember the scene in Jurassic Park when the dinosaurs learned to turn door knobs. Terrifying. Surely, if dinos can do it then we stand no chance against angry fowl.

Also if you are a fan of improv there is a great team in L.A. that performs every Monday at the UCB theater called The Smokes. Great chemistry and excellent give and take with these guys. They made improv seem so easy and casual. Check them out if you get a chance.

]]><![CDATA[New site. New look. Same dumb Brandon.]]>Wed, 24 Nov 2010 11:21:22 -0800http://www.brandonandtim.com/1/post/2010/11/new-site-new-look-same-dumb-brandon.htmlToday we launch our site with a bunch of new features. You can buy the hard to find B&T stuff on our e-store, you can see when our new gigs are happening, and now with this blog you can see how aweful it is to be standup comedians. Hooray for you!

Unfortunatly unlike the site, Brandon's attitude has not been updated. :(]]>